I see people making the most common gym mistakes and I learned the hard way not to correct them. Anyways… I’m about to share some unsolicited advice. On fitness. On life. Mostly on fitness.
I am the new face of obesity, according to BMI.
There are hundreds (thousands?) of songs about rear ends; but never the dead/flat/nonexistent kind. You’re not stuck like this. With the right guidance anyone can grow a firm backside.
Need to warm up? Foam roll. Feeling stiff after a hard workout? Foam roll. Hung over? Foam Roll (seriously).
Will weight lifting make a distance runner faster?
Not so fast. Meditation? Everyone raves about meditation. It has a 99% approval rating. You know what else has a 99% approval rating? The Shawshank Redemption Sensodyne tooth paste Kim Jong Un (No wait… his approval rating is 100%)

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